Man Jewelry. Why?
I ask in earnest. Are you Johnny Depp? No? Then stop wearing jewelry. Johnny Depp is the only man who can get away with it.
Earrings (especially in each ear!) do not make you look cool. They make you look like a douchebag, a rapper, or Harrison Ford. Oh, Harrison. Please stop with the earring. Calista - talk to him!
Necklaces (especially gold ones). Unless you are a surfer, wearing your faux-leather cord avec beads, skip the necklace. You look like a pimp or a Russian male figure skater.
PINKIE RINGS! Do I even need to discuss this? Apparently, I do, as I see quite a few of them out there. If you are not aware of how tacky and ridiculous a pinkie ring makes you look, then there is no hope for you. You look like a mobster.
The exception to the rule? Wedding rings. Men - WEAR YOUR WEDDING BANDS! Otherwise it is false advertising.
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