Ooops, I Did It Again

I watched another few minutes of The Bachelorette.  Sigh. 

Emily, if you are reading this (the chances of which I recognize are slim), please explain why you kept Jef (yes, Jef with one "f").  He looks like your younger brother.  No, actually, he looks like Rick Astley.  I keep expecting him to start singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" while wearing a trenchcoat.  Sure, he's sweet but you could clearly take him in a fight. 

Pick Sean.  The fake out about still living with his parents was hilarious!  Humor - an essential asset.  Also, he chased after you (again!) for another kiss goodbye.  And let's not forget those arms.  Holy crap, the man IS physical beauty.  As are you, Emily.  Pick Sean and make pretty blond babies. 

(Or don't make babies - you already have a kid and the world is overpopulated already).